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Got this from an email list I'm on.

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed:

* 1.  Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
 
* 2.  Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
 
* 3.  Dementiia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
 
* 4.  Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
 
* 5.  Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
 
* 6.  Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
 
* 7.  Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
 
* 8.  Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
 
* 9.  Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy -
can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
 
* 10.  Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells
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First:
Hillary's trying to...

Now it's Kwame...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Oh god... *breathes* Who's next?
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This is too funny.
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Had to share:

LOLZ!!

Sep. 27th, 2007 07:20 am
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Battlesuit Engage!

Thigh Love A Parade!!!

The Jane Goodall of Kitchen Appliances...
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"borrowed" from [livejournal.com profile] marcgunn,

Your Daily Thought:

Some People Are Like Slinkies.
Not really Good for anything
But they bring a smile to your face
When pushed down the stairs!


Ha!

Aug. 16th, 2007 08:24 am
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BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIEE. THEY WILL ALL SUFFR 4 DIS OUTRAGE.
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Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.

For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."

I hope these were comforting to you. :)
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Best spam subject I've seen in a long time:
Ezzard Scrotumballs learned that the alien dust mites are here

So true...

Apr. 10th, 2007 10:13 am
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Scary, but true.

A funny

Apr. 4th, 2007 09:52 am
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For [livejournal.com profile] queenmidalah & [livejournal.com profile] gotbunns! Here.
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Guys Rules )
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Hello Vader
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I miss humor like this.
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 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
 2. A day without sunshine is like. Night.
 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers
 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened
25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

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