I had to laugh...

[rsmit212]

Got this from an email list I'm on.

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed:

* 1.  Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

 

* 2.  Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

 

* 3.  Dementiia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

 

* 4.  Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

 

* 5.  Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

 

* 6.  Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

 

* 7.  Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

 

* 8.  Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna

Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

 

* 9.  Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy -
can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

 

* 10.  Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells